Young Augustus, trail hand from Clear Boggy,
Had a dick like spaghetti when soggy.
He rode into Dodge City
To roger Miss Kitty;
She quipped, “Get a dong, little Augie.”
A follow-up by The Limericist...
Augie's eyes had a look that was squinty
And his breath could have used something minty
Hookers told him, "Get lost, uh
Your pitiful pasta
Looks cooked past the stage of al dente."
One of the best I've herd, Augie! I am proud that I McCall you 'brother.'
ReplyDeleteHope you don't mind that I pasted my follow-up 5-liner into OP159. It needs to follow yours, and wouldn't have if I'd let it stand alone as #1562.