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are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Wednesday, December 3, 2014
1544. Durable dong
An elderly bastard named Schmidt Said, "My muscles have all turned to shit 'Cept for one: When I'm rammin' a Pussy my stamina Don't seem to hurt me one bit!"