PD164-166. Oceanography

I'll be out of town for 3 days.  Here are 3 classics to "tide" you over until Monday.

There once was a girl from South Philly
Who quit Greenpeace (she thought it was silly)
I said, " Don't worry, Gail,
You can still pet a whale, 
Simply undo my fly and free willy!"

There was a young fellow of Crew
Whose tool was so straight and so true
That the Navy when fighting
Could use it for sighting
From a mile it could sink a canoe.

A couple was fishing near Clombe
When the maid began looking quite glum,
And said, "Bother the fish!
I'd rather coish!"
Which they did---which was why they had come.