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Tuesday, November 25, 2014
1536. Diacritical barkings
In truth, I've never read a word of his. The author named William Dean Howells Used consonants, commas and vowels But the words that he wrote I cannot give my vote: They resemble what comes from one's bowels.
(Note the colon ending line 4.)
Oddly enough (NOT!), Howells' death in 1920 was caused by a blockage of the large intestine brought on by his advocacy of a diet high in indigestible fiber. Today's medical procedures could have saved him; he needed a Silage Laphamrotomy.
Oddly enough (NOT!), Howells' death in 1920 was caused by a blockage of the large intestine brought on by his advocacy of a diet high in indigestible fiber. Today's medical procedures could have saved him; he needed a Silage Laphamrotomy.
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