Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Sunday, November 30, 2014
1541. From mouth-watering to eye-watering
I love when my wife's in the nude Could it mean I'm about to get screwed? But when she then starts To let foul-smelling farts Well, it puts a big dent in my mood.