Monday, November 3, 2014

PD162-163. From The Auld Sod

There was a young girl from Balmoral
Whose habits were highly immoral.
For the price of a dime
She took three at a time,
One forward, one aft, and one oral.

A canny Scotch lass named McFargle
Sans coaxing and such argy-bargle
Would suck a man's pud
Just as hard as she could
And she saved up the sperm for a gargle.

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