Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Wednesday, November 12, 2014
1522. Big Bird
A fellow once dined upon fowl Got a bone caught -- let out a loud howl! Took the cafe to court The judge ruled it a tort When he saw the bone poked through the jowl.
Poor guy might die o' rhea..