Thursday, November 13, 2014

1523-1525. I can vouch for my pouch

A woman sought knowledge empirical
That the nuts found on men are all spherical
For that crazy old hag
To feel ev'ry ball bag
Would have been nothing short of a miracle!

But one day near the bay known as Subic
She felt up a pair which were cubic!
That odd Philippino

Had drunk some bad vino
Which altered his area pubic.

She took him where nobody lurked
'Cause she wanted to know how they worked
He wanted to strangle her
When his rectangular
Solid dick she grabbed and jerked!

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