Wednesday, November 19, 2014

1530. Go fig-ure

An enormous sheep rancher, a glutton,
Had a world's-record-sized belly button
From this umbilicus
There grew a large ficus
Providing some shade for two mutton.

I had always said 'um-BILLY-cus' but my mother-in-law, an RN, pronounced it 'um-buh-LIE-cus.'  Thanks for the rhyme, Lahoma!

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