Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Tuesday, November 11, 2014
1521. Oh! Pus magnum
To slicken it, Twila used oils In her cunt, but they only caused boils When two fellows fought Over Twila's tight twat To the victor, it's true, went the spoils.