Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Sunday, November 24, 2013
1201. Non-appealing feeling
There once was a young haberdasher Whom the girls all considered a masher. "I don't care how you're dressed, Get your hand off my breast" Said one, dashing his chances to gash 'er.