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are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Wednesday, November 6, 2013
1184. Playin' footsie
A man I know says with a smirk, "I use my right foot when I jerk. Since I'm double-jointed This means I've anointed My toes, not my hands -- a nice perq."
I often see that final word spelled "perk" but it's short for "perquisite."