Friday, November 22, 2013

1199. Menorahty rules

Yesterday, I again received the email that's been going around for several years re: The Washington Post limerick contest requiring that "Lewinsky and Kaczinsky both be included.  While it was at least the fifteenth time I'd received it, it did inspire this

Bill Clinton liked using his Konica
To take pics of Jewish slut Monica
He'd snap her undressing,
Then kneeling and blessing
His pecker (just not during Hannukah.)

I'm guessing she did do it during Nosh Hashanah...

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