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Sunday, November 3, 2013
1181. On the screws vs. in the pews
A country club golfer named Burch Had a wife, tried to get him to church. With the course closed on Mondays He couldn't miss Sundays She often got left in the lurch. A long, straight shot with a driver is said to have been hit 'on the screws.'