Sunday, November 3, 2013

1181. On the screws vs. in the pews

A country club golfer named Burch
Had a wife, tried to get him to church.
With the course closed on Mondays
He couldn't miss Sundays
She often got left in the lurch.

A long, straight shot with a driver is said to have been hit 'on the screws.'

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