Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at limericist@cox.net.
Friday, December 28, 2012
OP67. He's gone nuts
There was a crazy man named Murdock Who was found in a state of pure shock He had murdered his hooker (Who he thought was a looker) When he first got a glimpse of her cock.
Certainly the guy was in shock if he had never before seen "The Gaying Crime." And if you plan to marry a hooker, aver a wang first is a good idea.
ReplyDeleteIt doesn't take a genius or a MacArthur Grant to appreciate this now dated bon mot:
"Old computer programmers never die; they just get a new Wang."
or its predecessor:
"Old truckers never die; they just get a new Peterbilt."