Friday, December 28, 2012

OP67. He's gone nuts

There was a crazy man named Murdock
Who was found in a state of pure shock
He had murdered his hooker
(Who he thought was a looker)
When he first got a glimpse of her cock.

1 comment:

  1. Certainly the guy was in shock if he had never before seen "The Gaying Crime." And if you plan to marry a hooker, aver a wang first is a good idea.

    It doesn't take a genius or a MacArthur Grant to appreciate this now dated bon mot:

    "Old computer programmers never die; they just get a new Wang."

    or its predecessor:

    "Old truckers never die; they just get a new Peterbilt."

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