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Saturday, December 15, 2012
OP61. Curves
I once met a girl at a rave Who was sad for her tits were concave She would get much more sex If her tits were convex Because that's what the fellas all crave.
Ah, yes, David. Yours is reminiscent of one of my classic favorites, a variation of #1325 (p.272) from The Limerick edited by Gershon Legman:
There once was a man from Racine Who invented the Fucking Machine. . It would screw either sex . Both concave or convex, But it sure was a bastard to clean.
Wow! Here are some facts about Legman (American, 1917-1999) I did not know. He was an emigre to France in 1953 to avoid censorship of his scholarly and groundbreaking works on eroticism. Legman authored several books in addition to his editorship of the two Limerick volumes. He also is credited with introducing the art of origami from Japan to the USA, and coined the phrase "Make Love, Not War" during a lecture at Ohio University in 1963.
Ah, yes, David. Yours is reminiscent of one of my classic favorites, a variation of #1325 (p.272) from The Limerick edited by Gershon Legman:
ReplyDeleteThere once was a man from Racine
Who invented the Fucking Machine.
. It would screw either sex
. Both concave or convex,
But it sure was a bastard to clean.
Wow! Here are some facts about Legman (American, 1917-1999) I did not know. He was an emigre to France in 1953 to avoid censorship of his scholarly and groundbreaking works on eroticism. Legman authored several books in addition to his editorship of the two Limerick volumes. He also is credited with introducing the art of origami from Japan to the USA, and coined the phrase "Make Love, Not War" during a lecture at Ohio University in 1963.
I've heard that one, but it didn't really influence mine. It's a gooder though.
ReplyDeleteAnd George Carlin would have phrased it differently, "Make Fuck, Not Hate".