Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at limericist@cox.net.
Monday, December 24, 2012
OP65. How does this grab you?/Do you grab this?
Yesterday at a “Dirty Santa” party my gift was one of
those nabber devices for getting things from off shelves and behind the
‘fridge.The present was so lame I
thought it needed an equally lame limerick to accompany it.
Have you ever felt
need to kvetch When you’ve put away
stuff you can’t fetch?
At that same Dirty Santa party I briefly possessed a Yankee Candle with the scent "balsam & cedar." I told its eventual owner that the candle deserved to belong to a newlywed gent desirous of starting a family, since he most likely would want to ball some and seed 'er.
At that same Dirty Santa party I briefly possessed a Yankee Candle with the scent "balsam & cedar." I told its eventual owner that the candle deserved to belong to a newlywed gent desirous of starting a family, since he most likely would want to ball some and seed 'er.
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