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Tuesday, December 4, 2012
886. Emotions after death?
A sweet little honey named Laurie Went to India on a safari. One night to her tent A starved tiger went And ate her up, leaving her sari.
It is a little-known fact (NOT!) that in the 1980's during a hiatus in her singing career Connie Francis moved to Bombay to open a secondhand dress store, naming it "Whose Sari Now?"
It is a little-known fact (NOT!) that in the 1980's during a hiatus in her singing career Connie Francis moved to Bombay to open a secondhand dress store, naming it "Whose Sari Now?"
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