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Tuesday, December 25, 2012
899. Undentured servant
While traveling out in the sticks, I came on a girl 'mongst the hicks Who'd no teeth. I did pound her But mainly, I found her A consummate sucker of dicks.
This girl's scandalous behavior confirms she has no molars whatsoever, and as a result she could never be admitted to Texas Women's University in Dentin.
This girl's scandalous behavior confirms she has no molars whatsoever, and as a result she could never be admitted to Texas Women's University in Dentin.
ReplyDeleteShe should become a stockbroker and do some incisor trading, especially around the cuspid of her astrological sign.
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