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Saturday, December 15, 2012
894. Achtongue!
A fastidious woman named Young Used Clorox when douching her bung. When her man went to lick her Could not have got sicker And suffered white spots on his tongue.
Mr. Limericist, the pedant (admittedly, in the worst sense of the word) in me must suggest that you could achieve perfect anapest in today's offering by finding two unstressed syllables to replace "Used" at the beginning of line two. "Would use," "Once used," "Used some," "Tried some," "Employed" are some ideas.
"Submitted for your approval..." --Rod-up-my-ass Serling
I LIKE your "blech" pun!! But you're beyond anal-retentive if you think "perfect anapest" is required. However, just to avoid your criticism I've emended with "Would use.."
Have you considered an enema to rid you of your analment? :-))
Ooooh! You've given me a great idea for a sequel to Will Smith's "Enemy of the State." It's called "Enema of the Taint" starring Don Choadle. It could achieve cunt status and become a perineum favorite!
"Blech!" is "bleach" with an a-hole.
ReplyDeleteMr. Limericist, the pedant (admittedly, in the worst sense of the word) in me must suggest that you could achieve perfect anapest in today's offering by finding two unstressed syllables to replace "Used" at the beginning of line two. "Would use," "Once used," "Used some," "Tried some," "Employed" are some ideas.
"Submitted for your approval..." --Rod-up-my-ass Serling
I LIKE your "blech" pun!! But you're beyond anal-retentive if you think "perfect anapest" is required. However, just to avoid your criticism I've emended with "Would use.."
ReplyDeleteHave you considered an enema to rid you of your analment? :-))
Ooooh! You've given me a great idea for a sequel to Will Smith's "Enemy of the State." It's called "Enema of the Taint" starring Don Choadle. It could achieve cunt status and become a perineum favorite!
ReplyDeleteWith friends like you, who needs enemas?
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