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Saturday, November 19, 2011
368. Breach of promise?
A poor, lonely Frenchman named Claud
Became wed to a woman named Maud.
She'd claimed she was rich
But it turned out the bitch
Had just lied to get married, that fraud!
A daring young Frenchman named Claude Saw Greece with a jeune fille named Maude. What he did near an urn Made her clitoris burn. (And Keats would've written an aude...)
A daring young Frenchman named Claude
ReplyDeleteSaw Greece with a jeune fille named Maude.
What he did near an urn
Made her clitoris burn.
(And Keats would've written an aude...)