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Sunday, November 27, 2011
383. Undirty Gerty
Gerty and Trudy are both diminutives of Gertrude. An unmarried woman named Trudy
Was purely, demurely, just prudy.
Though many men tried,
They all were denied;
She's not lewdy and cannot be screwdy.