Made dates with her phone using text.
But she couldn't spell
So the men couldn't tell
What she wanted. This left her quite vexed.
There once was a woman named Slattery,
Whose husband asked "What is the matter?" He
Heard her exclaim
"My dildo is lame,
It's in need of a new 9-volt battery."
Whose husband asked "What is the matter?" He
Heard her exclaim
"My dildo is lame,
It's in need of a new 9-volt battery."
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