Saturday, November 19, 2011

368. Breach of promise?

A poor, lonely Frenchman named Claud
Became wed to a woman named Maud.
She'd claimed she was rich
But it turned out the bitch
Had just lied to get married, that fraud!

1 comment:

  1. Amanda B. ReckendwithNovember 20, 2011 at 9:49 AM

    A daring young Frenchman named Claude
    Saw Greece with a jeune fille named Maude.
    What he did near an urn
    Made her clitoris burn.
    (And Keats would've written an aude...)