Sunday, November 13, 2011

349. Deserves corporal punishment

There once was a soldier named Vaughan
Who was stationed outside of Inchon.
While there in Korea
He got diarrhea
And splattered each john he sat on.

1 comment:

  1. Yours is much better than my effort of several years ago:

    There is a poor man of Korea
    Who's stricken with gross diarrhea.
    So much has he pooted,
    The seas are polluted
    From Juneau to North Eritrea.

    (and what's more, it has left his Asmara'd)