I know a young woman named Moss,
Who's not easy to take for a toss.
Don't just ask her to fuck
(You'll be shit outta luck),
Ply with liquor and she'll come across.
For dinner, a cocksman named Barry,
Took out Mary and he didn't tarry.
Had four beers, got a buzz,
Took her home, fucked her fuzz.
You might say he ate, drank, and made Mary.
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