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Thursday, May 4, 2017
2477. Giving a hand
Back to Okie towns for a few days... A poor armless fellow from Boynton Would use his erections for pointin' If a girl wandered by And had pity, oh my, Ten hand strokes and she'd get an anointin'. Pop. 246
As a consequence of being armless the poor fellow was aimless, as pissonified in the "Tom Swifty" joke: "I guess I ought to clean the toilet," Tom said aimlessly. (variant: "I ought to change the sheets,"...)
As a consequence of being armless the poor fellow was aimless, as pissonified in the "Tom Swifty" joke: "I guess I ought to clean the toilet," Tom said aimlessly. (variant: "I ought to change the sheets,"...)
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