Thursday, May 4, 2017

2477. Giving a hand

Back to Okie towns for a few days...
A poor armless fellow from Boynton
Would use his erections for pointin'
If a girl wandered by
And had pity, oh my,
Ten hand strokes and she'd get an anointin'.

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1 comment:

  1. As a consequence of being armless the poor fellow was aimless, as pissonified in the "Tom Swifty" joke: "I guess I ought to clean the toilet," Tom said aimlessly. (variant: "I ought to change the sheets,"...)