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Saturday, May 13, 2017
2487. Beggs the question, "Which girls?"
In the bucolic village of Beggs Guys oft polish off kegs to the dregs If they don't get too drunk They enjoy spilling spunk From their pegs stuck between a girl's legs. Pop. 1,247
Aha! I found five 'eggs' (or 'egs') hiding inside this limerick! That can only mean one thing - if they make contact with the 'spilling spunk' (also hiding within the confines of this limerick), then by next February, we should be seeing quintuplets!
Yes, I'm flattered, and I thank you from the bottom of my stockings! There are plenty of rules and tips I learned (in the past) from you, regarding proper limerick writing, and I thank you for that too, from the bottom of my... oh never mind, I'll just get myself in trouble!
Aha! I found five 'eggs' (or 'egs') hiding inside this limerick! That can only mean one thing - if they make contact with the 'spilling spunk' (also hiding within the confines of this limerick), then by next February, we should be seeing quintuplets!
ReplyDeleteI learned that "why wait 'til a line's last word to make a rhyme?" technique from you, Suzanne.
ReplyDeleteYou are the undisputed master of the technique, so realize that imitation IS the sincerest form!
Yes, I'm flattered, and I thank you from the bottom of my stockings! There are plenty of rules and tips I learned (in the past) from you, regarding proper limerick writing, and I thank you for that too, from the bottom of my... oh never mind, I'll just get myself in trouble!
ReplyDeleteIf that Beggs kid found out he'd fathered quints, would Dionne up to it?
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