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Sunday, May 21, 2017
2495. A peer from a seer
Should you move to the small town of Coalgate I will bet I can tell you your whole fate You will not find a job, Be depressed and you'll sob, Also have trouble finding a soul mate. Pop. 1,931, with high unemployment.
Li'l brother "Okiejokey" says he's suddenly unable to make comments, following nearly six years in which he could! He emailed this for inclusion here:
Yeah, it's been downhill for Coalgate since they closed HUDSON'S BIG COUNTRY STORE in 1991. Family owned from its opening in 1900 and in the same building since 1926, this old-time general store sold any and everything and was the first to market pre-packaged beans & rice. Up until the end they had a mechanical hobby horse a kid could ride for a penny.
Li'l brother "Okiejokey" says he's suddenly unable to make comments, following nearly six years in which he could! He emailed this for inclusion here:
ReplyDeleteYeah, it's been downhill for Coalgate since they closed HUDSON'S BIG COUNTRY STORE in 1991. Family owned from its opening in 1900 and in the same building since 1926, this old-time general store sold any and everything and was the first to market pre-packaged beans & rice. Up until the end they had a mechanical hobby horse a kid could ride for a penny.