Wednesday, May 17, 2017

2491. Suppose he ever Asta if he could?

In the panhandle town of Boise City,
Lived a youngster whose toys were all shitty
At the movies it seemed
That he quite often dreamed
About sucking on Myrna Loy's titty.

Pop. 1,266


  1. One of the kid's shitty toys was Chinese handcuffs. While fantasizing over Myrna Loy he would masturbate into it because he was, literally, The Thin Man.
    If his mom ever catches him in the act, there's no telling hashiell dammett.

  2. Some all tease fuckin' a toy like that.