Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Monday, May 8, 2017
2480. Witness stand and de liver
A drunken judge out west in Shattuck Began to have troubles hepatic He said, "If it please The court, I have DT's, You may find my decisions erratic."
Pop. 1,385. Uck... those rhymes were icky.