Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Friday, May 19, 2017
2493. AKA round pound
A circle-jerk entrant in Drumright Shot sideways; he just couldn't cum right. Guy to left (wiping splatter), "I see what's the matter, You fool, you're not holdin' yer thumb right!" Pop. 2,831