Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Monday, March 31, 2014
1288. Mammoth undertaking
In Kentucky, an avid spelunker First heads to a bar in his clunker Asks each girl in the tavern To come to the cavern If one ever caves, he will funk her.