Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Saturday, March 8, 2014
1267. He might be chary to change
A foul-farting fellow named Dino Ends each meal with one Maraschino He ought up his status And stop all his flatus By changing that top-off to Beano.