Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Monday, March 24, 2014
1281. Starch your engine
A gal franchisee (Martinizing*) Tried to get her best customer rising When he couldn't come through She muttered, "Well, poo, It's not just your shirts that need sizing."
Guess he brought his own hanger...