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Sunday, March 16, 2014
1273. Out of town on a rail
In Paris, a bellicose pair Chose to break off their short love affair. They arrived at the train Which would take her to Spain, And he coldly remarked, "C'est la gare." La gare is 'the train station' while la guerre is 'the war.'