Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at email@example.com.
Wednesday, March 12, 2014
1269. Unsecure man cave
With one hand, he sipped a cold Bud With the other, he fondled his pud All the time watching porn Wished he'd never been born When his wife walked in: now his name's mud.