Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Tuesday, June 23, 2015
1739. Apologies to Armstrong
As she let her dog lap at her cunt A woman would breathlessly grunt, "The Beagle has landed!" I think, to be candid, She should have been filmed by A. Funt. Allen Funt invented and produced the TV show, "Candid Camera."