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Saturday, June 20, 2015
1736. Kitchen bitchin'
My wife said she'd bake a big biscuit Made the batter and asked, "Would you whisk it?" Thought she meant, "Add some scotch" So her mix I did botch Next time she wants some help, doubt she'll risk it.