Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Tuesday, June 9, 2015
1725. Picky eater
There once was a lady named Barrett Whose pet was an Amazon parrot And out of its beak It would cuss a blue streak Unless fed unshelled walnuts and carrot.