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Sunday, June 21, 2015
1737. The rhythm method?
There was a jazz drummer named Sam Who'd diddle his wife's bearded clam After gigs, he would bing-bang Her box with his ying-yang Then finish her off with a flam.
Diddles and flams are rudimentary strokes in drumming.