Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Monday, June 22, 2015
1738. Newton's 1st Law*
When invited by wife to go trudgin' Round the block, I say, "No, I ain't budgin'!" For this grumpy fat man Likes to sit on his can No wonder she calls me, "curmudgeon." *Inertia