Monday, May 11, 2015

1697. Swallowing a 'trolled substance

There once was a dirty old dwarf
Who would beat his meat under a wharf
The king's daughter came 'long,
Gave a suck on his dong,
And into a prince he did morph!

2 comments:

  1. It was a particular surprise for the princess. She was trying to get rid of a frog in her throat.

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  2. That never happened. Sounds like you amphibian again, Okie.

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