Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Sunday, May 24, 2015
1709. No laughing matter
An erstwhile teenager named Clive Ignored warnings, "Do not text and drive!" If my use of 'erstwhile' Hasn't brought a wry smile It means "former." He's now not alive.