Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at email@example.com.
Friday, May 15, 2015
1701. BIG braggart
A man spent his waking hours bragging About all of the girls he was shagging Claimed, "I try to get blown But the sluts moan and groan As my dick's so big, it causes gagging."