Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Friday, May 8, 2015
1694. That ball was hammered!
I've lost my competitive edge On the golf course I suck with a wedge. On the greens I'm so meek And my stroke is so weak That perhaps I should putt with a sledge.