Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
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Monday, May 11, 2015
1697. Swallowing a 'trolled substance
There once was a dirty old dwarf Who would beat his meat under a wharf The king's daughter came 'long, Gave a suck on his dong, And into a prince he did morph!