Saturday, February 7, 2015

PD181-182. Two that stick out

Said a diffident lady named Drood
The first time she saw a man nude,
"I’m glad I’m the sex

That’s concave, not convex
For I don’t fancy things that protrude."

A lesbian lassie named Anny
Desired to appear much more manny

So she whittled a pud
Of mahogany wood

And then let it protrude from her cranny.

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