Said a diffident lady named Drood
The first time she saw a man nude,
"I’m glad I’m the sex
That’s concave, not convex
For I don’t fancy things that protrude."
A lesbian lassie named Anny
Desired to appear much more manny
So she whittled a pud
Of mahogany wood
And then let it protrude from her cranny.
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