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are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Wednesday, February 4, 2015
1605. Blackjacks... to the head
Last night I tried out the casino The dealers all treated me mean, oh They made me bereft! By the time that I left My stack's size was 'bout like a neutrino.